February 2010
29 posts
Your a great friend, but if zombies chase us.. I’m tripping you
I uploaded a YouTube video — IceSkating.mov http://youtu.be/uWuWLonu_1c?a
I uploaded a YouTube video — Beach.mov http://youtu.be/NcT6akYGQmk?a
I uploaded a YouTube video — ShelleyMontage1.mov http://youtu.be/LM9nqnqQwSw?a
…Chewing gum, snickers bar, and my atturney u badge kisser
A fire in Austrailia has been burning for more than 5000 years
The main library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year due to the wieght of the books. Dumb engineers weren’t thinking much
Less than 10% of criminals commit about 67% of all crime
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon
The tentacles of the giant arctic jellyfish can reach 120 feet in length
In the last 4,000 years, no new animales have been domesticated
A German Shepherd (Alsation) has 220,000,000 smelling cells in its nose - a human only 5,000,000
Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time
When heated, arsenic smells like garlic
Atleast 70,000 people in the US are both blind and deaf
If u look closely at the painting of The Mona Lisa, u will notice a bridge hidden in the background
In one breath, your body may absorb 15% of the oxygen you inhale. A whale absorbs as much as 90%
The German festival ‘October Fest’ is actually in September. It just spills over into October
‘Canada’ is an indian word that means ‘Big Village’
40% of Americans have never seen a dentist
Kite flying is a professional sport in Thailand
In the movie TAKEN, why does Leam Nealson’s character tell his daughter to get under the bed to hide and then say, “u r going to b taken”?..
The term ‘The Real McCoy’ was coined in the 1880’s
Women end up digesting most of the lipstick they apply
Virginia Woolf wrote all of her books standing
The best diamonds r colored Blue-White
On average 900 people apply to the Navy Seals. On average 650 drop out
The Greatful Dead were once called ‘The Warlocks’
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken but only eats its soul
January 2010
18 posts
Adult N. Western American Grizzly bears can bite through one half inch thick steal
Duddly Doright’s horses name was ‘Horse’
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bactiria in you ear atleast 700 times
In Florida it is illigal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit
In Illinois it is illigal for a barber to apply shaving cream to a customers face with their fingers
Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face
Austrailia’s Box Jellyfish has a toxin more potant than a King Cobra & is one of the worlds most deadliest jellies
80% of the 10 million dollar winners from the Publishers Clearing House did not prescribe to any magazines
More people r afraid of open spaces (kenophobia) than of tight spaces (claustrophobia)
A person will burn about 7% more caleries walking on dirt than pavement
On average Americans spend about 6 months of their lives waiting at red traffic lights
Flamingos can only eat with their heads upside down
The average person spends 30 years of their life mad at a family member
Turtles can breath through their butts
Humans spend about a 1/3 of their lives sleeping
The only nation to begin with a letter ‘A’ and not end with an ‘A’ is Afganistan
The 350 million active users of Facebook upload more than 2.5 billion photos each month
You r more likely to b killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonus spider
November 2009
22 posts
RT @qikipedia There are no antelopes in N. America. The song ‘Home On the Range’ should say: “Where the deer and the pronghorn sheep play”
Holy Crap that’s a pretty huge jelly!!!! http://tinyurl.com/qi0196
The RAM needed to run Word Perfect for Windows 95 is 8 times the amount needed aboard the space shuttle