Your a great friend, but if zombies chase us.. I’m tripping you
…Chewing gum, snickers bar, and my atturney u badge kisser
Less than 10% of criminals commit about 67% of all crime
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon
A fire in Austrailia has been burning for more than 5000 years
The main library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year due to the wieght of the books. Dumb engineers weren’t thinking much
'Canada' is an indian word that means 'Big Village'